I don’t even believe “dead girl” works anymore. “Raped girl” sure doesn’t.

Dead girl or live boy. That’s the Third Rail of Republican politics.

Unless he hates DT for stealing his shtick

Jameis Winston?! The lovable, charismatic leader has been accused of sexual misconduct?! catch me, I’m going to faint!

Since Gene Simmons is a fucking douchenozzle, here some of the things women have said about Tom Petty:

Teenage me vaguely recalls watching his naked wife on TV doing the nasty with some guy who wasn’t Gene Simmons.

Goodell’s entire career has been the result of people confusing correlation with causation.

I’ve seen his wife naked.

Of course he’s wealthy and powerful! A poor man could never afford a wig of fine steel wool!

::small voice::

Thoughts and prayers would be appreciated.

One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

On nationalism and commerce:

There should be enough asterisks next to McAdoo’s name to play goddamn ASCII Pac Man.

What goes around comes around.

I just really need a side of ranch promptly because there’s literally no point to eating anything without it.

and thats what i believe michael is saying, by asking how to block Vin’s Fuckery™.

Long time former server here who has to take exception to your last bit about servers openly checking phones or otherwise half-assing it. As a server your entire income relies on your commitment to your customers. There is ZERO excuse for personal fucking around that negatively impacts the patron experience. Having a…

At the RWC final last year, Mrs periscopes and I diverted some lovely Kiwis we met from drinking Heineken on to Bollinger. That's quite a premium drink.

My cousin is a Deputy Sheriff and he calls these beers CSBs: Crime Scene Beers. Any domestic violence call has empty cans littered all over the property.