classic co-optation strategy by the NFL: attempt to buy the players off with “almost $100 million” (actually $11 million less) of what would amounts to $250k in tax write-offs for each owner over eight years, all while giving players a “place at the table” that would be basically symbolic.

that’s a really good point. I thought all assholes from Queens stuck together, though.

If you had asked me last year, I would have told you that Gene would be all over the place giving interviews about how great dt is. I’m still surprised that didn’t happen. this just makes it even weirder.

I’ll totally visit you in the hospital if you do that

Budweiser tastes like rice to me. do not want.

you are clearly a person of nice judgment

well, yeah. I was saying I agree with him. I could have been clearer. good luck hiring a patent and trademark lawyer, although I suspect you might be one yourself.

nah. Krispy Kreme > Dunkin Donuts

I like where this is going.

they’ve upped their game in the last couple of years. can’t think why.

blasphemy. I ran a 10k in Raleigh one year that had a KK at mile 2. hardest race I even ran.

need some guac with that, bruh

seconded. and the in-game experience frankly sounds exhausting both physically and financially. hell, when even watching a game on tv is enervating, there’s a problem.

you are so clever. I’m sure your parents must be proud of you.

hell yes you magnificent son of a bitch. this is the finest opinion there is. now let’s get drunk.

may I suggest the Internet?

man, that is one depressing-looking retail establishment

sad kitty

where, oh where, will you get your college football news?

it’s okay, man. I teach college, so it’s a pet peeve of mine when people say “feel” instead of “think” or “believe.” I try not to be a dick about it, honest. have a good weekend.