Popovich is my favorite person. He does not deal with stupid bullshit but he cares about those who mean a lot to him.

I’m from Cincinnati and I had to look up where Hillsboro was...

Hah! Well-played. Although I think the market for Richard Thompson jokes is even smaller.

I don’t know what I have to do to sink it into your thick skulls that Peter Gammons is better at social media than the rest of us combined. This is the third time I’ve demonstrated that he is not only a national treasure but also the world’s foremost acronymologist.

“Can I be honest about something? I expected just a little more respect thrown the Jazz’s way”

Leave it to someone from Utah to not be forthright about being married to more than one bad decision.

But that’s not the real problem with the process. The problem is the value of getting a top 5 pick in the draft just isn’t as great as everybody thinks it is. Everybody hears number 1 pick and they think about LeBron, Shaq, or Tim Duncan. That’s why you do this. For that savior who is going to make you better than a 5…

Aren’t issues like these the exact reason why you don’t pin your entire franchise hopes on a bunch of 19 and 20 year olds, though?

I enjoy the visual of a famous 7 foot tall professional athlete attempting to use a fake ID

As always, there’s nothing as quite as smile-inducing as a room full of ecstatic college football players.

If that guy’s a sheep, Winston’s a crook.

One does not “upset” USC basketball.

I guess you could say the CFL told them to “log off.”

Delonte West: [visits Cleveland area pet store]

If you’re an athletic booster who says you’re fine paying a coach’s eight-figure buyout while the school is having to prepare contingency plans for bankruptcy, then fuck you.

The foofaraw

Can't tell if you're taking this seriously enough.

Poor guy can’t even leave the country and catch a break.

I guess football really is a game of Peko meters.

“they are scoring five fewer points per possession”