How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

That’s a color scheme as good as the game is going to be.

The episode they did with the frat-guy aliens is one of the greatest I’ve ever seen. It’s so fucking perfect. Look it up if you haven’t seen it.

As a man named Chip, I understand your grandfather’s qualms.

Not a day goes by that I forget the Eagles are coached by someone who could legally be referred to as Charlie Kelly.

I’ll never forget what my grandfather once told me: “Never trust a man named Chip. Or the Jews.”

All I got out of that was “hitler”.

“Now, these explanations don’t quite hold water. The Paris attacks were especially prone to memorialization during soccer games since it happened so close to—and might have intended to hit—the Stade de France in the middle of a game.”

Doubtful. He hasn’t had an upper decker since 2011.

I’m...I’m kidding. I’ve never even talked to a woman.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Lido! Whoah-oooh-WAAAHHH-ooh....!

Just as soon as walking double doubles become easier to find than decent coaching.

I want to move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep and tend to them.

It's not your fault.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

Some impairment is noted as low as 0.02%. Yes, being more drunk is worse, but any alcohol affects reflexes.

The move to 2.30pm local KO was so that more people could attend from all over the country. Getting a train back to say Birmingham, Manchester or Leeds at 7pm on a Sunday is relatively simple. If it was 6pm KO then it would be over at 9pm, an hour to get back to one of the many London Termini and trains out of London…