I don't blame him. That heart is liable to go at any time, so you don't want to leave anything unsaid.

Basically, any first past the post system will devolve into a two party system. If we did preferential voting or partial D'Hondt or some shit like that, maybe.

Oh yeah... he’s dirty as shit. And I’m a UK fan. The whole system is jacked up. Whenever people get on me about “supporting” him (I only “support” him bc he’s our coach now and I obviously want our team to win — I supported Tubby, too), my response is “All schools do shady stuff, I just choose to root for the one from…

Frankly, I expected better from the guy who founded Grantland, the place for sports news without access, favor, or discretion.

Well, the blood and viscera would freeze rather quickly, forming an abrasive surface not unlike the rough side of a dishwashing sponge. From there, you simply ...

Can't disagree with this Albert, but I would point out that the only thing worse than the New York Times is every other mainstream media outlet. It's far from perfect, but the gray lady is the last decent "old media" option for credible reporting on important stories. And, not for nothing, there is roughly one story…

A symptom of concussions is unequal pupil size. I think any faculty member at Michigan could tell you that lineman are obviously at risk in comparison to the average student.

The NCAA is ever supportive of America's student-athletes, especially in their academic pursuits, and for that reason the NCAA prides itself on fostering a culture of inquiry, critical thought, individualism, and self-awareness among its young people, right up until that self-awareness comes into conflict with the…

He probably just didn't want to play for Harbaugh.

Stop arguing with people. There are maybe 10 people on Twitter who are funny enough to get in an argument without looking like a child. You're probably not one of them. You're going to show your ass. If something really makes you mad, mute the person, or close Twitter and go do something else.

No. 1 here is really the only important one. Twitter is customizable, so you don't have to see the bad, dumb people if you don't want to. If Twitter makes you angry, you have no one to blame but yourself.

Officials didn't have enough to charge Wells with rape, so they settled for inappropriate Huggins.

Tell me more of these Japanese Jews, oh learned scions of the mountains.

Lawes is a beast, and until recently played alongside another beast, Samu Manoa, professionally for Northampton. Manoa happens to be an American, maybe the best player in the USA. Enjoy!

Billy's loved ones: Billy, we got all these awful pictures from you, what are you doing?!

Joke's on you, asshole - there are 10,000 UVA grads named Clayton Hunter!

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a grape?

Sure - we prefer to be obstinate assholes about our name instead of obstinate assholes about institutionalized child molestation scandals. Gotta pick something.

Penn State is considered a public ivy? I would never have guessed that from the quality of minds I knew who went there...

Kentucky scores 75 points a game, and would score more if it didn't take the other team 30 seconds to get their soon to be blocked shot off.