He got to play basketball? Lucky. The only fucking game I play when I take Metro North down to the city is a high-stakes game of hide-and-seek through the NYC subway system.

The type of working conditions in China are NOTHING compared to wha's going on right now in Qatar. Inhumane treatment of workers is a terrible thing that essentially every industrializing country ever has gone through on the way to a developed, semi-humane industrial economy. Companies are also putting more oversight…

You misspelled "lepers"

That $13.1 million is most likely out of his reach.

He's probably from a state that knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

I'm pretty sure that if I hate college basketball I should be rooting for Duke, because nothing makes college basketball fans more upset than watching Duke win.

Don't impugn the fine state of Pennsylvania with its wide array of meats and cheeses.

How long until he becomes a Fox News correspondent? Anyone wanna take bets? Since Shepard Smith probably isn't coming out anytime soon, he can be their gay.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Alls I know is that the city of Pittsburgh better pass out some burnt orange gear, pithy signs and free tickets to the city's destitute because Longhorn fans travel about as well as a anxious Pekingese.

Worse than that, she's going to have the residual taste of Chloraseptic, stuffed crust pizza, and Jim Boeheim's ass on her mouth for hours.

No, no, no, that must be a misprint! The UofL slogan that they love to tout is "L1C4," for "Louisville first, Cards for life." I mean, aside from asking Elisha Justice to forego his senior year with the team so Pitino could open up a scholarship to pursue a prospect named, I'm not making this up, Mango; and when…

Wow. That Charlotte lineup is Diaw-Dioppingly bad.

GM was wrecked by it's executives.

"Platinum blonde and pouty is your signature? Bitch, please." -Jean Harlow

More like retch dressing, if you ask me.

Please let there be a ranch milkshake. Cardinals fans deserve a ranch milkshake.

Joe Mande on Chloe/JLaw made me laugh