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"I sincerely apologize for my error in judgement during yesterday's broadcast. I was trying to imply that Josh Lewin can be solicited for rough, sexual intercourse for as little as a penny by anyone, including his family members. My comments have nothing to do with anti-Semitism, and were only meant to remind our

Bauer's been associated with the Chargers for decades, so we wouldn't expect any kind of punishment to come of this.

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

<makes GeoAndy wait for 20 minutes while processing request>

A Seattle Sounders game has more bad fake British accents than a high school production of Oliver Twist.

I can't believe that Michael Sam would infiltrate Bills training camp, pretend to be Bryan Johnson, create anger and mistrust between teammates, and start an all out brawl.

Snoop Dogg on:

Holy shit, it's been 5 years since the Miracle on the Hudson? That seems about 23894203948234070239841340 aviation incidents ago.

... Now? That target wasn't there before? You must not watch much football.

I can't tell if this article is satire or not.

I see your point, but I would counter that Statham was the main character in the main story line.

Wrong. It's "Snatch".

Yes, she looks small. She should be perched more safely and comfortably on that stool.

Also, if you go to the UWV athletics website you'll learn that the final score of 2012's Pinstripe Bowl was West Virginia 14.

YES!!!

Greg Schiano just needed a few more years to show what he could do.

Man, your boss at redskinsfacts is gonna be pissed that you're not working right now.

After watching Scott vomit on the field during without any qualms, Bengals management has asked him to lead conditioning drills for the cheerleading squad.

Yeah, the U.S. is not going to win this tournament.

YES IT MOST DEFINITELY DID.