as far as I’m concerned, women can wear yoga pants wherever they damn well please

what is the best and cheapest way to watch the rugby?

so, your argument is that if you see something you think is stupid, rather than commenting on it, you should just ignore it?

what a falmouth. I’m truly sorry.

impossible. there’s nothing bad you can say about Jay Cutler. that man is perfect in every way. I am, of course, lying.

right? not even like James Woods or Adam Baldwin

I feel for you. I’m in what I hope is my last year at a major conference grad school, and, while my experiences with athletes have been unremarkable so far, I know all it takes is one. fingers crossed.

Bulls fever: catch it

I’d hardly call telling you that you sound like a small child “passive aggressive.” I’m being aggressively aggressive: stamping your feet and saying “discrimination is bad” is a uselessly ahistorical approach to a complex problem. either go back to Reddit or grow the fuck up.

my “position” is that you sound like an 8-year-old. I’m not arguing with you; I’m criticizing you for being puerile.

aw, that’s adorable. is it time for your juice box?

he’s also signalling to his boss that he is not going to say anything that would endanger his job, which is fair, considering how erratically his boss behaves with regard to disciplining employees for voicing political opinions.

I mean, Rose will probably last like only 15 games; does that count as quitting?

just more evidence that SAS’s ideal woman is one who is entirely passive and silent while being physically attractive. why does this make me think his house is full of inflatable sex dolls?

so the only people getting anything out of the imaginary contract numbers are all the parties to the contract.

points 3 and 4 seem like especially practical advice for everyday interactions. if someone is pointing a gun at me, I will definitely ask to see their paperwork and then I will ask them about their arrest record. that ought to do the trick, especially in a city where there’s a bar every 50 yards.

SEC, baby

because he was given essentially unlimited prosecutorial powers

Gilbert. anybody who runs a payday loan company is a complete bastard.

yeah, given the culture at Baylor, I’d have to think reporting a rape would be an unusually courageous act in a way that it wouldn’t be at Harvard. not that reporting a rape isn’t courageous in any circumstance, but given the active hostility by the Baylor administration to rape victims who have the gall to try and…