so, am I to understand that Izzy is from Wisconsin?

holy shit, man

who the fuck is YACHT?

I see you used the “Frat boys trash nice place” macro for this story.

so, you’re an English major?

be gentle

true; that is also yelling. the exclamation point, however, specifically connotes yelling. so why yell over a seemingly minor point?

why are you yelling about this?

I am personally, deeply, seriously offended by Bud Light.

you’re

it’s not strange, because liberals, unlike, apparently, progressives, can hold two thoughts in their heads at the same time. watch, I’ll show you: Obama probably should have been less aggressive about deporting people, and some of the Obama administration’s foreign policy moves have resulted in innocent Muslims dying,…

#AllTakesMatter

would it be wrong to refer to these as white-hot takes? it would be? I’m doing it anyway.

I understand your frustration. but you know as well as anyone else that there are, like, half a dozen more of these movies in the pipeline, all with the characters’ names in the title. that’s part of the problem at this point; there’s no way to kill any of them off.

ha. no.

to yell “catch the damn ball” at a bunch of teenagers? sweet gig

I think there’s an historical argument to be made that Georgia’s rival is Georgia Tech

that he said he “overpaid for all his big successes” tells you everything you need to know about bad Jones is at valuing assets.

I was worried that the comments would be something other than snarky. I see now my worry was misplaced. Bravo.

ESPN is so compromised by their relationships with the sports leagues whose games they broadcast that the idea of them commenting on any athlete’s “morality” is ridiculous on its face