how do you hack your own phone?

my goodness; you don’t think the Tunsils are trying to squeeze extra money out of the university, do you? I cannot even fathom such a thing happening.

“contextually appropriate” sealed it for me.

I mean, probably

/door flies open

yyyes?

-1 for not writing in the style of Foghorn Leghorn.

#actually, violent non-state actors like the, uh, Joker, tend to be just as rational about their interests as state actors like dictators, which is why the threat of nuclear terrorism is relatively low.

I love this. seriously.

well, this story just keeps getting more depressing

I’m not the one equating fame with artistic merit. It’s not like we’re talking about Gerhard Richter here or anything.

sounds like a useful definition of “3rd tier” to me

thoughts? yes: you’re pathetic.

“you been AVATARRED!”

“how much can you bench?”

this is one of my favorite jokes ever

maybe get smarter friends

just a quick reminder that Oakman is listed at 6' 9" and 280 pounds

Google image search “Cleveland Indians mascot” to get a better idea of the problem

that bastard. shall I kill him for you?