I used to deliver pizzas in Chicago. the worse the weather got - and it got pretty bad - the more pizzas I delivered and the more money I made. sitting around is the last thing a delivery guy wants to do, because then they might have to work inside the restaurant instead of driving around listening to the Bulls game…

or “Gone with the Wind”

nah. the last time they lost three in a row they went 28-6 and made it to the second round of the NCAAs.

I’ve been holding on to a “Kimo-Therapy” joke for about a week now, and I think this is the best place to leave it.

that makes him too cool. think Mr. Burns.

true. worked this season, though.

and it would help that they would get to play in NYC, so yeah that might be possible. I would, however, disagree with your assessments of his coaching strengths. from what I’ve seen, his primary strength is as a recruiter; his weakness is getting them prepared to play and then actual game management, which is why it…

absolutely right. Stevens is a great coach, which is why he’ll be able to make the transition successfully. I assume that the offer Calipari made is a poison pill that no one in their right mind would accept, and that Calipari would be stupid to turn down. the other possibility, of course, is that the NCAA is about to…

I really don’t understand why a pro team would hire him, considering his major competitive advantage doesn’t translate to the pro game.

he’s playing a different game, that’s for sure.

not if I understood that the NFL had systematically ignored even considering African-Americans for coaching positions for decades. but that’s just me.

“There are six criteria for election to Cooperstown, under the rules of the Hall of Fame. Three of them are sportsmanship, integrity and character. I chose to take those seriously.”

you’re absolutely right, and yet concussions are also bad and should be more rigorously policed.

and masturbate. probably.

both excellent points. you are clearly a person of nice judgment

two things: 1) it doesn’t really start hurting until about an hour later; and 2) it’s not going to hurt any less if you leave it all fucked up like that. I actually did this to myself a couple of times over the years. you tape it to the finger(s) next to it and get on with the game. beats the hell out of CTE.

yeah, where would that be?

you’re a monster. you killed his fragile, stupid dream.

what “righteous pastimes” is he talking about?

my favorite part of this is Heyward being accused of being a “trader.”