it’s funny you should use the word “saddle,” because....

I had something similar happen to me playing rugby once. if you pop it back in right away, your body is still in shock that you’ve done something that stupid to it, and it doesn’t hurt. later, when it turns black, that’s where the beer comes in.

Albert Burneko is morally okay with the Baltimore Ravens having employed Ray Lewis

that’s because they’re classic disposable “guy travelling by himself in airports” books.

football, shmootball: I just want to thank Drew for the awesome Hives reference

Sir Phobos, Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass

you have a smart girlfriend. listen to her.

hahaha because everyone’s poor here. hilarious. I have never heard that one before. you’re the best. seriously.

if that’s your biggest concern, then move somewhere with lower state tax rates... baby.

Okafor is actually Shiva the Destroyer. I will watch any game he plays.

as always

and there’s Hamels stretching the concept of “political correctness” beyond all meaning. unless, of course, he wanted to imply something to the effect of “there’s Bautista being all Latino with the bat flipping again,” in which case, yes, he is right that that is a statement not fit for civilized discourse and…

maybe, but the “g” stands for “graphics,” right?

hold on: who the fuck picks “Calvin Harris” as a stage name?

and God bless that private police force. they kept my idiot ass more or less safe for 4 years.

thank Ed Meese for that shit, yo

I guess the idea is that the color scheme alone on a pro jersey (and some major college jerseys) is enough of an identifier to their millions of fans that the location name is redundant. the Packers don’t need to put “Green Bay” on their jerseys. it’s bush league and cluttered.

the more important question is: which area high school is lending the Browns their uniforms?

it looks like his two goals there were, in order: 1) win the ball; and 2) self-preservation. I feel bad for the dude, but that’s rugby.

other than the fact that Wales won