the really great thing about this comment is that you reached for Major Harris and didn’t even bother with Geno Smith

Hard but true: Cutler is the best Bears QB since Sid Luckman.

exactly. all you have to do is look at the 20 or so physically-perfect specimens who were also star quarterbacks in college to understand how much of the success of being a pro QB is decision-making

you are doing the Lord’s work

it depends how fast his mother can run the 40

Reading Is Fundamental

the key word there being “attempted.” Suh is the psychopathic spirit of the NFL made flesh.

the problem player with 36 sacks in 5 years?

to be fair, Berry’s whole job is to help people gamble more effectively, so it’s not like his credibility was worth that much. it will be interesting to see what happens, however, when the inevitable Draft Kings scandal breaks.

all forks are reversible, dingus. oh. wait.

it’s true; I have never heard this argument before. also, I have amnesia. who are you? where am I? also, I’m changing my fantasy football team name to “social justice warrior clowns”

probably

that you’ll be dead soon?

so when you say “skewered”....

I’m assuming the repeated use of the word “paw” to describe the fog is an homage to a poem most of us read in high school: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/174299

Narcos

The rugby world cup starts this week, rendering football (both kinds, actually) irrelevant.

right?

“in the criminal justice system....”

oh, and gratuitous abuse for not immediately knowing everything about an ultimately trivial subject and choosing to ask about it in public, because this is, after all , the Internet.