“people liking me was never going to last long”

I do believe you missed his sarcasm.

SUVs’ what, exactly?

I had a 1998 Buick Regal GS (man I miss that car) that had the traction control button right in the middle of the center console, after a trip to Mohegan Sun Casino in CT with my wife we were on the highway and she asked me what the “Trac” button did and what would happen if she pressed it. I told her its the traction…

No it is not. Those interiors are fucking HIDEOUS.

Meh. Six vulgarians on a jolly. Paganis are the tackiest supercars on the road. Those interiors are embarrassing. Seriously, you’d have to be a walking #blessed hashtag to own one of these, a sentient Ed Hardy product.

I think it could tell she was a cyclist, rather than a human pedestrian, and knew what needed to be done.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

“A Prius (Prius!!!) makes a good crawler—who’d have ever expected that?”

A friend of mine with a BMW once told me that analog tire pressure gauges were good enough, and that you should never spend the extra money on a digital one, because nobody needs that much precision in their tire pressure measurements.

You blamed his death on the car community not embracing him and spoon feeding him safety tips. I didn’t realize he didn’t have access to the goddamn internet.

Nothing wrong with blaming the victim if the victim is at fault.

wut

I care when it affects my safety. Like hardly any contact patch on shitty stanced cars,… how well is that going to do under panic braking or trying to serve to avoid an issue?

Asking people to take their shoes to get in/drive your car is an insane and ridiculous request.

My pet peeve is when people give me a hard time for driving a pick up. I no longer explain myself. I simply tell them country music sounds better in a pickup and watch them squirm with anger.

Anybody who bought a Frontier in 2011 did.

So fuck everyone else, right? I should be able to run a nuclear reactor or an incinerator on my property if I want? Everyone else should just deal with it?

It’s a tragic story about local government overreach.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”