Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

Trump is succeeding on this one, but the editorial policy of the platform requires them to bash him.

I think that you may have missed the joke here. Nice job making it political though, really keeping up that comment section stereotype :P

I’m beginning to wonder if the internet is worth it.

Noone gives a shit about Gizmodo.

You have a lot of experience in a sprint car, I’m taking it.

A turn-biased sprint car on dirt doesn’t handle like your mom’s Corolla.

nah, sucide by sprint car

The police aren’t the only people who can catch you doing something. And they can’t always prove their case when they were. It’s almost like the world isn’t binary.

well there was this one time I self incriminated on the internet for a few seconds of fame.

Was he on his first lap out when it happened? Was this the first corner he encountered that had sandbags? Had he done track days there before where sandbags were present? If this was lap 20 then he knew the sandbags were there. His comment about evasive action and his promotion of his own company lead me to think this…

Yeah, thinking they were going to tow the other Jeep was fucking stupid.

Well this will be welcome news for those wishing for the Australian auto industry to come back.

Driving on public roads with this is more idiotic IMO

I have to believe that this is incredibly well-written satire.

I’m choosing to believe that this is satire. I feel much better that way.

I think we found the 12 year old... or at least someone with the mentality of one.

“ about as perfect as a 1980s Mustang can be.”