Always makes me think of this

You buy the games and employees get fired.

Fire starter always the best starter. All hail Scorbunny.

Just proof that if you think hard enough and get creative enough, you can make anything “offensive”.

You’re a random anonymous internet poster,

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One of the very greats!

I watched Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood for the first time this year so it wasn’t a bad year for me.

Because that’s where black people in the West Indies came from Nigeria, or west Africa probably.

You really are just a disingenuous fucknut, aren’t you?

Dowd only digs the worst of The Criterion Collection, IT’S A FACT.

...’first hand’? I’m not young any more, but I’m definitely not 180 years old.

They’re just curious to see what one looks like.

Yes.

There is a ton of variety to the combat, but you have to work it in yourself, the game doesn’t force you to. If you don’t care, you can do the same combos for every fight. If you do care, you can take a fight to the air and back down to the ground, use your webs to disarm, web people up, throw them, pick up stuff to…

Some people took issue with the game’s portrayal of cops and Spider-Man’s relationship to them. Kotaku’s Heather Alexandra critiqued the game’s black and white approach to law enforcement as predominantly unimpeachable good guys and criminals as violent anarchists, but she wasn’t alone. The Ringer, Deadspin, and Dot…

Everyone knows Spartans can only achieve sexual arousal and climax by teabagging the fallen bodies of the opposite team.

Just last night I was thinking, as I read various semi-insane reaction pieces to Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri, that the need for simplification fantasies is starting to destroy people’s ability to process good stories. There is a growing contingent of the viewing audience that shows up and expects to…

I think you guys shoukd just stop watching films and tv because you do nothing but suck the fucking joy out of life with horseshit like this.