*spoilers*

As someone that played the original I actually had a small hope that they might avert the plate collapse at this point. It was becoming very clear that Aerith somehow knew what was going to happen before it did and I genuinely hoped she might have a chance to stop it. Alas she couldn’t risk trying for fear…

Damn, are you allergic to fun?

“...it’s easy to be just as productive at home as it is in a traditional office setting.”

I mean, *shrug*, some people aren’t all that bothered by what you’re talking about. For me, personally, graphical and animation concerns are almost always literally on the bottom of my checklist for “why I enjoy a game”.

It’s fine that it’s higher up for you. For some people, visual presentation has to be spot-on or…

I needed this ep right now. Been stuck in the apartment for a week now and will be for a lot longer than that, so I’m looking for anything normal. And you know what made me feel that way? Doug Judy. Doug Judy and Peralta dueting. Slo-mo music entrance. 14 butts. Rosa and Holt doing their thing (“I wasn’t a part of…

E.T. ‘caused a real commotion’ was the apex of Holtiness.

As this episode is the series’ farewell to Wuntch, it makes sense that it pulls out all the stops when it comes to Holt’s various insults for the woman/witch/goat/succubus/human blister/zombie/Korean toilet ghost who embarrassed him in front of Derek Jeter.

THE OPENING SKY IN THE CHILDHOOD CUTSCENE - THE MEMORIES

I had this mindset when everything was first getting shown off, and they slowly started to show how things were going to be different. “That’s not how its supposed to be!” “What are they doing to it???” But really though, the original will still exist the way it always has, and I get that your disappointed that it’s…

the more i read about this person the less i am impressed by her.

Oooooooo that’s a good point where the fuck was What We Do In The Shadows.

My wife is über-vanilla. She is willing to spank me and peg me

I don’t think your wife is uber-vanilla if she’s willing to peg you. 

Well, we-I mean they! ... uh... the thing is... what you have to understand is... well... I mean... Honestly, what even is “happy” anyways?

Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

My problem with this take, as a Lions fan, is that actual contenders — like, teams actually capable of winning a division and a playoff game — don’t let calls like that irreparably damage their season.

A “pair” may be inaccurate.

So, just so I get this straight. You saw an article of a sequel to a game you refer to as “mediocre”, saw the length of the article, and decided “I’m going to go the comment section and complain about something I don’t enjoy”. Does that sum it up?