I need some domestic advice:

"You is kind. You is smart. You is important."

I saw We Need to Talk About Kevin at a film festival alongside Ides of March, Drive, La Piel Que Habito, etc. It was the best film I saw that day. Really blew me and my friends out of the water and has stuck with us as one of the best movies of 2011 since.

Uh, doesn't everyone do this to some degree?

This sounds like a good idea.

Lately I've been thinking Carey Mulligan and Michelle Williams look like twins separated at birth. I KNOW they don't look the same, and this is obvious to me when there are pictures of them next to each other.

What's also an important factor is whether he surreptitiously slips you his number or not.

This is a hella hard game to play in Spain. I live in Europe and my friend from the US and I went to Spain in the summer, at some point we stopped trying to see if we could tell guys were gay or not. It was hopeless.

When I lived in Miami, several people tried to kill themselves by jumping in front of metro-rail cars but, very few people actually succeeded in killing themselves. Most of them just ended up being dragged alive for miles underneath the cars, and losing limbs instead of dying.

Shit. My Friday just went from disappointing-but-not-too-bad to fuck awful. Damn.

You're so hearted.

I am all these people, and I don't live in New York. This can only be resolved in one way.

You may just have single-handedly changed my mind about buying basics from Hema. I usually buy underclothes/sleepwear there, because they're usually cheap (and more comfortable than anything at H&M), but never thought to buy shirts or dresses there, mostly because I can't try them on first...but you seem so happy with…

Wow. I didn't know other people over-apologised...

I love Hema leggings so much! It's pretty much my go to place for accessories.

"The Dutch fashion chain Hema..."

I saw the chicken-fingers episode of Community on a 10 hour flight to the US from Europe. I'd been bored to the core for most of the flight, but while watching the episode I had to bite my fist to stop from laughing out loud and waking up my seat-mates.

Oh god, clip 1. She looks like she is a bird feeding her hungry offspring.

I've been wanting that Smiths cross stitch for MONTHS now. I think they even had one for Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now that I was enamoured with. However, $64 dollars gets a "Fuck no! I'll make that myself" from me. I'm a poor-ass college student and I'm sure Morrissey would disapprove.

I'm kind of in a predicament. I've been hanging out with a guy I like a lot, and though I wouldn't say we're even near to dating I'm seriously fond of him (this is an understatement). Mostly because we share a lot of interests and the conversations are always awesome, and he's that type of nerdy that sends my heart…