I will marry you just to take your last name. I'm sure you're a lovely person and all, but that surname is too good to pass up!

I was also thinking, "Yeah that video is nice and all but, why aren't they talking about Neil Gaiman???"

I love this conversation. I love everything about this. I love you.

Jason Segel's frizzy hair is how my hair looks first thing in the morning. It's sad.

Thank God for Jezebel. I now I have tons upon tons of ghost stories to read instead of doing productive things.

Today I was really wondering why although Japan, China, & Korea have these really strong ghost folklore that I haven't heard any ghost stories from people living in these places, whereas Americans often tell theirs either personally or on the net, so it was cool to hear this story.

I study in the Netherlands, and I really doubt this idea is going to be implemented around the country, let alone Amsterdam. I live in a Northern university town where most of the population are temporary students who are mostly non-Dutch, and coffeeshops would lose a profound amount of money if non-citizens are…

Wow. I just realised how much more into this I would be if Wishbone was involved.

In my humble opinion, Sir Didymus must be involved in this tournament, otherwise it is simply shambolic.

Agreed. He's probably even come up with an excuse for when it does happen, if it hasn't already, ala "it's not gay if your balls don't touch".

Okay, after writing a huge ARTICLE about my hatred of frats, I have shortened it and edited out the worst parts so I could essentially get down to my main idea:

I love James Earl Jones. When I was a child I imagined he was my maternal grandfather.

The thumbnail for this post made me actually think they were actually bowling puppies.

I tried to find a pair of wellingtons during the summer in preparation for the wet and cold Dutch winter.

The anxiety I got from watching this gave me a stomachache.

God, that dog in the kimono is so cute, I sort of hated it for a moment.

I've always somewhat struggled with what masculine and feminine things are.

I like camping, but not at all times, so I can understand why Kate might not like it.

@rodmanstreet: All cats are secretly Tyler Durden.

Zach Galifinakis just made my day.