I said this for years! The thought that we killed the all or they all died out because we were the superior race was ridiculous. We just humped them until they were absorbed.

Awesome article. One small quibble.

Agreed. Insensitive or ignorant cultural appropriation of wardrobe doesn't equal racism. Racism is systematic degradation and discrimination against a group based solely on their background/appearance and your belief that they're inferior because of it.

Cute guys, nice workouts, but holy fuck are most of those tattoos horrible. I'm not opposed to tattoos. Just horrible tattoos.

Please, those already exist.

Crate train. You will be doing yourself a big favor. Also, if you're very industrious, you can litter box train your chi (newspaper in the box). I did it with my chi and have never looked back. They're wonderful little dogs and can be really social and affectionate if reared properly. Get Chihuahua's for Dummies)or…

While most male birds have no external genitalia, male waterfowl (Anatidae) have a phallus.

I'm not judging. I'm jealous.

You're really missing out if you don't have the epic soundtrack.

If I didn't already love him because he had his name legally changed to Ochocinco, this about clinched it.

That kitten is adorable, but looks slightly frucked up. Motor skills seem...off.

It's also harder to cum when you're drunk.

"I felt this sick, overwhelming feeling of negativity over the whole car and we smelled sulfur..."

Well according to British tabloids, they're pretty promiscuous. At least a couple of them are, but I think they still get their lovin' for free. I suspect Beebs would enjoy paying for sex so he can invest zero energy in acting like he gives a fuck about someone else's feelings.

REFERENCE NOT NEEDED! Child is clearly the burninator.

But are they being hipsters about it? My sense is fancy working class baby names are not done ironically.

Or she'll turn into a manic pixie dream girl...

You get extra hipster points because I'm pretty sure this kid's name is a reference to The Clash.

IF ONLY!!

I know a child named Hammer. I win.