Nice try, Maria Bamford!

The bunch of "cell" pictures at the bottom were exactly the size and layout of my dorm room in college. Only I didn't have a bathroom or kitchen.

Call me confused. I thought most small dinosaurs had cloacas not penises. If there's one thing I demand in my dinosaur erotica, it's realism!

I think anything under 100 is unofficially a "child weight."

I'm guessing in 2008 you were very into Scene. lol

I confess—- I may have enjoyed one or two of them.

This is her half brother Trace Cyrus. He's gotten all those tattoos in the last couple years. He was in a band called Metro Station, since broken up. And he famously dated Demi Lovato in her crazy, pre-rehab days.

Cultural appropriation you say? Take a look at her big brother.

You're right. And it's the difference between Catalaog (or money) girls and Editorial girls— who are more famous but typically don't make as much. Catalog girls typically get paid more and get to weigh (marginally) more.

Seriously, my dog has zero respect for my morning routine.

I'm pretty sure that elephant is child sized and although they're fucking with the dog, it's in a pretty gentle and innocent way, like an annoying kid might mess with a sleeping pet.

As long as she's not repeatedly dropping weights onto her pregnant belly, how exactly would this be a problem?

Surely you don't mean this one?

True. I wouldn't have suffered through several lack-luster opening episodes of Fringe had I not know about the alternate world.

It's interesting because while the UK has a terrible colonial past (and present to a certain extent) and plenty of racists and nationalists with a racial bent, the history of integration is very different here and comes with very different baggage. Mixed race relationships are a huge percentage of the modern British…

Oh no! How will the ladies poop? Won't someone please think of the lady-poop!

Because money. All the BBC channels are public/subscription channels like PBS. They're not underwritten by ad agencies so they don't have the budget to keep going even if they want to. I think 3-6 episodes is usually too short. But US network TV seasons are way too long with 22/24 eps. That's just bound to have filler.

Babar?

Wait, when did Amanda Bynes get hospitalized? That's actually like the best news. I couldn't give a shit about gossip on her sexuality, but hearing that she's finally getting medical attention is actually really heartening. I'm way past the point of any schadenfreude on this poor girl's illness and associated hijinks.

Don't care if you're a man of a woman, Coke hierarchy is in this order: