Even as a seven-year-old, I was so baffled at the drug lyceums my school would have where they claimed that drug dealers hang around the playground, give kids stickers with acid or LSD on them, and then the kids are hooked on drugs FOREVER! My allowance was $1 a week, I could not afford drugs. That’s just a horrible…

Williams will only let him choke teammates with a lead or tied, and only in the 8th inning or later, though.

Hmmm....well...lemme see...nope...that’s still FUCKING INSANE.

I feel kind of bad about pointing out how terrible this comment is, since you are so clearly coming off a traumatic brain injury, but this is an unbelievably terrible comment.

I should never ever be surprised that morons will defend any stupid thing, but I am amazed that everyone is defending the idea that Harper deserved what happened to him. HE RAN TO FUCKING FIRST BASE! If he hustles out of the box and the ball is dropped, he’s probably between first and second base, and either has to go…

The question is not whether Harper is a jerk. The question is does he deserved to be choked for not running hard enough on a routine fly ball by a petulant closer who has a history of hot-headedness in a game that has zero playoff implications.

Was someone choking you when you wrote this comment? Because oxygen deprivation would be one of the few valid explanations for this.

Grown men have been terrified of Bryce Harper since he was 16 years old. It’s really something to behold. And it makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

Yeah, I bet that’s it.

Curt Schilling shared an article by Lee Judge

Maybe he has BDSM fantasies about Bryce Harper and wishes he was the guy choking him

Are we SURE anything on Kickstarter has ever actually been finished? Ever?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

This article is about Fox Sports, my man. The entire thing is about Fox Sports.

I’m a Sox fan and I 100% support any article that notes that David Ortiz runs from home to first slower than a person in an electric wheelchair perusing the aisles at Walmart. A pop-fly at home means he basically walks straight to the first base dugout.

This is one of my all-time favorite choke jobs. Watching the Nationals collapse has also been enjoyable.

Is this Papelbon’s first career hit?