Stop wasting beer, dipshit!

Nice of Peter Gammons to finally confirm that one of his insider sources was Terri Schiavo.

MECHANIC: Back again? Let me guess, you intentionally messed with the clutch again.

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Have You Been Dunked?

♪ You're at this game behind me

At 11, Jordyn can evaluate a team's needs pretty well.

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Wow. +1, RMJ.

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[Edelman wobbily makes his way over to the Patriots sideline]

Fuck Ties

The holidays are a very busy time. Sometimes the good ones slip through the cracks.

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Priest 1: What's this?

I had no idea that prostitutes accepted IOUs.

+1 excellent comment that inevitably led to hilarious replies.