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[Jury finds Aaron Hernandez guilty of murder]

Whereas Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson gave viewers the Breast Halftime Show ever.

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After that slap the bear reminded the guy that he had many other bear friends, so he'd better Treadwell lightly.

Dammit, Marmol! +1

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"shaky and questionable."

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This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.

It wasn't exactly where he intended it to happen, but at least Robert Allenby wound up getting his rocks off.

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Christopher Walken: Shit. What. The. Shit. You. Killed. Her. Robert.

Bad Seahawks Dad does have some issues, but at least he's there. Bad Sonics Dad is never around, but Shawn Kemp's kids have just gotten used to it.

Do you have people that, this is gonna sound weird. Well, we might as well get weird. We were gonna get weird anyway. There's certain people that you just wanna stare at, and it doesn't mean that you're in love with them or anything. But you're just like, I just like looking at this person. I don't get to see people…

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Great to see Rex Ryan follow the example of Budd Dwyer and begin that press conference with a bang.

Page Six actually used that same headline on a blurb about Mark Davis getting a haircut in the city.

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[slow clap]