+1

Such a goddamn clusterfuck.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Husky and Starch

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Curt’s got some company off the rails.

Damn. This is a college kid. We’re in good shape.

Title Nein

I’m still pushing for this.

C’mon, Tom. That’s WAAAAAAAY too polygonal to be World of Warcraft concept art. Maybe Everquest.

Not many folks are going to get that, but I just spit cereal on my macbook.

All those Harambe memes and jokes are just exercises in racism, right? Like how else can a load of white guys snicker at an African name without it being explicitly racist?

Savage level 1000

Here it goes. So, it’s no secret I don’t care for what the site has become. I’m not arrogant enough to believe my opinion matters one bit, but I fell in love with both serious and funny sports, er, sprots stories, and especially the comments. Before the bullshit like Kinja Deals and “How to Act Around Your Black…

[waits for raucous laughter to die down]

I'm convinced that this is performance art.

Looks like Vanderjagt still can't put away the Steelers.

Doctor: I'm afraid your have mouth cancer, Mr. Dykstra.

An even bigger warning of what was coming? This was chapter 11 in The Best American Sports Writing 1994 collection.