Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

[stares at GIF for hours]

♪ The o-line it is stacked
Yet Saban curses his cast
The slow running back now
Will be subbed off real fast
And the present quarterback now
Throws another incomplete pass
The depth chart is
Rapidly fadin'
And the field goal attempt now
Will be missed like the last
For the tides they are a-rollin' ♪

-Your boss

Great for those of us who repeatedly find ourselves pissing the night away.

+1

Anderson Cooper: And we'll end this interview like we end all interviews here on CNN. Where is Malaysia Airlines Flight 370?

I would have said I could fly over a high rise building if I had to!

Fire Investigator: We're so sorry, Mr. Blake, but all your possessions were lost in the fire. I know it's tough knowing that irreplaceable things, like your Grand Slam trophies, are gone forever.

+1

Science can explain a lot of things, but it certainly can't explain how God created both the heavens and the earth in just seven days. Hence, it's bullshit.

"I can't hear! I can't hear! I beat her ass, though, so it's OK."

Donald Sterling: Tell me I'm not a racist.

+1

Dan Snyder reiterated that due to the severity of brain trauma London's suffered during his football career, he was probably just forgetting the positive history behind the name.

There was a distinctive, gravelly whine to his voice, no different from what you heard on those audio tapes.

♪ Student athlete! Student athlete!

Solid. +1

It's just like that old saying, "A fool and his money are soon parted, but a rampant racist and his money will never be ousted as an NBA owner."

Yikes. +1