Keanu Reeves: [reads]

Will, fourth grade: Dis, too! Its a limitted edittion.

What are your thoughts on the Jameis Winston case? Will he be charged? Yes or no? I'll retweet responses on my @donovanjmcnabb timeline.

[dying]

"Five Teams, Two Slots, One Karen Owen"

Before you vote no, leave this site and never come back.

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Do you think it's odd for a sports talk show host to have a fascination, some might call obsession, with a star player such as yourself?

Jim Gray: This it, Jim. The big day. The day of THE DECISION. You're ready for it. Always have been. Always will be. You've never wavered. [dramatic pause] And now, the answer to the question everyone wants to know. What is your decision?

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That's actually one of the more popular columns in the Toronto Star.

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"I've got more than enough to eat at home. Clearly! [chuckles] My kids, however, have all starved to death."

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That face has "good decisions" written all over it.

Mick's also known for constantly badgering his fellow members of the Fine Arts Forum to do a screening of The Producers. "C'mon," he'd say, "who doesn't love to watch a well-executed flop?!"

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Phase 1: Collect Sean Lee's underpants

A lot of sports has lost its way, and I'm gonna tell you, part of the reason is because we've got women giving us directions. For some of you, this is going to come across as very misogynistic. I don't care, because I'm very right.