Just because you retire from playing professionally, that doesn't mean you lose your shot.

Exactly. Time and time again they find a new way to "interpret" the rule so as to justify an idiotic call by the referees.

Newsboy [outside ESPN headquarters]: X-tra! X-tra! Read all about it! Well, not the rest of the newspaper, just the classifieds section.

+1

Is...is that a Swingline?

Are you an anonymous player because you've forgotten your own name due to having suffered a significant number of un-diagnosed concussions during your playing career?

+1

[Double post. Goddamnit, Nibbles!]

Credit to Michael Kay and Ken Singleton for taking a backseat, especially during Rivera's mound exit, and letting the pictures and stadium chants suffice as commentary.

Hugh Douglas also follows the spoken word of his God, which is why he only has rough sex.

+1

+1 more incompletion

"knee caps were spun"

+1

Arian: Coach, we don't have no food. We don't have no money. We're hungry. Either you give us some food, or I'm gonna go do something stupid.

every Friday is date night

*Correction: Barry Bonds is, in fact, still alive. The story has been updated to reflect that. The Associated Press regrets the error.

@Spurs Still standing tall after all these years, our Twin Tower! #21 #NeverForget

Northern Exposure

It sucks that in this day in age, I can't just believe he's achieving something so remarkable based on his natural abilities. Until proven otherwise, I'm going to have to assume he's doing this with the aid of chemical substances.