That's the second bit of good news Lance has received today. Earlier received word that each of his autobiographies have received the Oprah's Book Club 2.0 stamp of approval.

@SI_PeterKing Pearl Harbor does seem very recent, but I was just a sperm in my father's nugget pouch when the attacks happened.

posing with the bear's severed head and paws

+1

I look forward to Chase Utley's response to this one.

I'm surprised the Royals are so low. They obviously didn't factor in the cost of bail.

Speed kills.

Sure, Milton Bradley's "Clue: Rape Edition" wasn't a great seller, but where else would you get to guess things like this?

Tears for Beers

+1, bravo.

I asked him, "Bill, did you ever tell Aaron to get a safe house?" And he's like, "Absolutely not. I merely told him to get a safe in his house. You know, for storing guns, ammunition and drug paraphernalia."

Peter, Peter, Peter

Fred: Now, let's see who you really are, shall we?

Looks like we'll just have to retire the #NBCFail hashtag until the Olympics roll around.

#DreamDay: I have a dream that I wake up tomorrow.

Are the legs in good condition? If so, may I have them?

This is why Rex Ryan shouldn't have put him in for mop-up duty in the 9th inning of that 11-3 loss against the Tigers yesterday.

♫ And I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany's

Anonymous Buyers: This seems like the perfect recreational vehicle for us. We love to, umm, cook. So you've got yourself a deal...as long as there's absolutely no paperwork.

♪ Rajai Davis the outfielder is a major leaguer, they say,