When Bryant McKinnie played for the Vikings, "cooking the books" used to be a last ditch resort if there was no food left in the team buffet and he demanded more sustenance.

Riley: [points over shoulder] It's over there.

Wow! He's almost wrist deep in it!

Just like Eddie Griffin, Michael Beasley's NBA career seems likely to go up in smoke.

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They added the charge about soliciting an officer because she repeatedly said, "I'm so wet right now," to everyone at the precinct.

Well, Today Show producers have been making a push for shorter segments.

This is what she gets for attempting to stop and ask for directions.

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Fantastic. +1

[dying]

“I guess I’m learning what’s really important” he whispered. “You are,” said Bobby “so don’t forget what God teaches you.”

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Yup, these are my readers.

Arresting Officer: Mr. Ehlo, have you ever been involved in a beating before?

When one door closes, another one opens (if you're German).

One misplaced T and his dreams of a championship were shattered, just like Chris Webber.

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Her overhand service technique is flawless.