With the hiring of Jason Kidd today, the Nets also announced plans to serve Hit-It-A-Ton barbecue sauce at their concession stands.

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I always considered Tim Tebow more of a black hole.

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Perfect. +1

North Korea's major weakness is that they are absolutely terrible on the power play. Whenever someone attempts one, they're automatically taken off the ice and sent to a labor camp.

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+1 man team

You couldn't force me to wear one of those facemasks.

Priest: If there is anyone who thinks these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Strays have all the luck.

"The San Antonio Spurs picked Tim Duncan on June 25, 1997, about three years and 11 days after Ted Turner launched the new channel TCM...Both the Spurs and TCM have generated so many classics over the years, they practically blend into each other now."

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Appropriate way to celebrate "70s Night" at the ballpark.

So is Justice.

Oh you. +1

This is the last time they'll invite Tommy Chong to lead the park in "Take Me Out To The Ball Game."

They wrote it while they were in timeout.

[reads "litterally"]