Detective David Mills: I will love her in a box! [tears stream down face]

The stumbling block was A-Rod's insistence that John Sterling come with him to serve as his at-bat announcer. Home run calls would've been a disaster.

According to anonymous sources in the Jets locker room, when Mark Sanchez goes trolling for young tail at New York area high schools, he tells everyone he's "running through the Cabbage Patch Kids."

Splifford the Bloodshot Eyed Dog

This is so great.

Always wear a seat belt?

"This ball is long gone, just like the ex-girlfriend who will never return!"

Unbelievable tennis match. The second semifinal now seems like even more of a letdown.

+1

@DickieVFan: Hey @DickieV...BIG fan. Worried about the backlash headed your way. Tony Parker sent sexts to Brent Barry's wife! Didn't you see 'em?

He just finished up his customary pregame drink: a Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee.

Nothing freaks me out so much as somebody fucking crying.

an invitation to swing away

Oh, Troy, still trying to be back inside the 90s.

The order is like a typical pass by Tebow: inaccurate and incomplete.

This is the only way an umpire can "leave it all on the field."

Fun fact: it was "Dress Like a Douche Day" at Citizens Bank Park. She took home the $50 Best Buy gift card with this wonderful Justin Bieber costume.

That's great.

This isn't exactly what Trish's priest had in mind when he told her to "get closer to God."

Perfect. +1