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Ha!

There's really no such thing as "coming back" from three concussions.

Bullshit.

[lengthy pause]

Wait, what were we talking about again?

-Eric Lindros

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+1 limb

Great work.

♪ I wear my sunglasses inside
So I can, So I can
Watch the Heat with my douchy guise
And I wear my sunglasses inside
So I can, So I can
Cover up my high bloodshot eyes ♫

Although listed as a hit by pitch in the box score, it was actually a base on balls.

Boom. +1

Well since he got bounced from the NFL, those were the cheapest accommodations Terrell Owens could find.

Another, in a long line, of black marks on Sterling's ownership. Safe to assume that means he'll be evicting himself shortly.

This is a load of crap. Jesus getting all the credit as usual. I'm the one who sent your dog back, Deion!

Maybe, just maybe, they can reconcile. They aren't that different, after all. Both made careers for themselves by having things stuck in their ass.

Finally, an explanation for why Oddibe McDowell's last bill was so high.

[dying]

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Boston Globe Reporter: Aren't you a little concerned with the frequency of these surgeries for Gronk? I think many fans are beginning to question the abilities of the individuals on your medical staff.