2.25 billion?! That. Is. Bananas.

♪ Hey, we might nuke you,

The worst word in the English language is "hope."

Pictured (from R to L): Nikola Pekovic, Zach Galifianakis, Muggsy Bogues

[cracking up]

Strengths: Tenacious defender, aggressive without the ball

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Why don't you just smoke him out? It worked for us with that pesky Christopher Donner.

Damn. +1

the single most common post-operative complication

Texts from last night - 1996 edition:

He has tiny tyrannosaurus arms that dangle impotently from his torso, barely poking out from his short sleeves.

Reporter: [walks up to disheveled man] Sir, I'm sure you've come across our channel at some point. I'm going to start off our network slogan and you finish it off. Okay? Okay. I feel the need...

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Damn. +1

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I was actually having a hard time in Los Angeles booking jobs. ...

Daddy Juice was also the original title of Mackenzie Phillips' memoir.

Eagles fans should be wary of taking this heart. They're one more arterial blockage away from full cardiac arrest.

Damn. +1