He might not have been able to throw it as far as Vinnie Testaverde, but nobody was good at making a pass at someone as Joe Namath.

Would you drape yourself in velvet if it were socially acceptable?

+1

Most of the time, a person bestowed a tremendous honor would let it go to his head and become "too big for his britches". That won't be a problem here, though, since Jason already is.

Dennis Haskins really needs better material. He used that same "he eats it, he lives it, he breathes it" line when he reviewed Dustin Diamond's sex tape.

Is NSD single-handedly keeping the fax industry alive?

Damn you! +1

Oh, so they celebrated by throwing Rice on the pavement? Well that explains the dozens of dead pigeons found along the parade route.

Ha!

After consulting with the team doctors...Lindsay will be back out there for her second run.

+1

+1

Harbaugh: Yeah, you go and [obstructed].

You magnificent bastard. +1

+1% problem

YES! +1

An NHL team was doomed from the start to fail in Arizona. Bettman is getting his just deserts.

Oof. +1

[eyes well up] I can't believe [tears stream down face] ... you'd ask me a question about that [crying uncontrollably] ... and reopen those old wounds.

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