John Boehner: Talk dirty to me, baby. I'm man enough for it.

The Washington Post also got exclusive footage of Ray Lewis when he dropped by the grave to pay his respects.

The Ryan family has always been prone to exaggeration, so just take whatever they say with a grain of salt. From Rob's "I'll be out of work for like 5 minutes," to Rex's "Mark Sanchez is a franchise quarterback," to Buddy's "You've got a winner in town."

Ironically, the winning team was to receive a $250 gift certificate for Tim Hortons.

Outstanding.

Kid: Disgusting. [makes face]

Precisely.

Wow.

Correction to photo caption: Manti Te'o misses tackle on Eddie Lacy. Hugs girlfriend for comfort.

+1

[rimshot]

Unreal. Just like Lennay Kekua.

+1

Patriots: cut a guy the day b4 the Super Bowl

Will Sean be releasing an illustrated version of the book? You know, for the...umm...kids.

+1!

Ms. Patrick: [gets lapped] So what I'm doing right now is I'm stalling.

Jeez. Even I think these fans are delusional. The Irish just flat-out crashed and burned on the field last night.

Enjoy this so much. +1

If you look closely, you'll notice that the back of the jersey is signed by Todd Collins. Jason Campbell used it as a constant reminder to always be looking over his shoulder.