Why isn't the cripple community completely up in arms about this?

Holy shit. +1 Blue Devils recruit

Ribery: Judge, please dismiss these charges. I beg of you.

And the island was worse off without him.

+1!

Chad: Yeah, I'd like to lodge a complaint. You're selling a defective product. It doesn't work at all.

Chad: What's this receipt for?

There's this one camera they're occasionally switching to and it makes me feel like I'm watching a Zapruder film.

The defense looked like Swiss cheese on that first drive. And Prince looked the exact opposite of a former first-round pick. He redeemed himself a bit with that forced fumble, though.

+1

Huge +1

Bloody brilliant.

+1!

Do you have a few bucks you could loan me? The seven bucks an hour I'm making working at BK ain't doing it for me.

Obladi oblada life goes on bra...Lala how the life goes on. RT @ChrisBurke_SI According to Al Michaels just now, a media shuttle bus at the Olympics hit and killed a bicyclist in London. Jeez.

That's great.

a very high-beta prospect

[cracking up]

This is sneaky good.

Ha!