Officer 1 [into walkie-talkie]: Patrolled zone one, no suspicious activity. Over.

This is hilarious. +1

@rodroddyTV A lot of stuff gets swept under the rug at game show's don't get why barker's beauties had to tell the media we got a host harassing 'em

These notes look bad, but they would've looked worse had Paterno followed through on his plan to write them using a red Crayola crayon.

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That game was just a tad shorter than the first set Federer played against Djokovic.

Pictured: Frick and Frack

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jumped on Peterson's back from behind and tried to take him down. (Key word: "tried.")

Ha!

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In the 1950s and 60s there was a limited edition "Yankees For Her" perfume. It just smelled suspiciously like alcohol, regret and Mickey Mantle.

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+1 terrible mental image

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Wishy-washy!

Yerrrr Out-Out-Out-Out!

It seems that he can't get his footing on the grass. After all the wear and tear it's gotten over the course of the tournament at this point there isn't a lot of traction.