My favorites say something like "needs replaced". Then there's "needs rebuilt" and "needs repainted". I know what they mean, but are these people that deficient in the English language? Brother.

@Deartháir and his eight little drained beers: That's about as tasteful as the guy I worked with at that same place who bought a baby casket and made a cooler out of it. Big, big hit at the keggers.

@JackMaz: A journalist? Drunk for sure.

@nosirrahg: My first job out of high school was with a casket manufacturer. We'd make deliveries (of empty boxes, of course) all the time in a Ford LTD wagon with windows that weren't tinted. You wouldn't believe the looks you'd get at stoplights.

@layabout met the real Santa: Give it thirty, maybe forty years, and you'll find this thing sitting in a junkyard somewhere, just begging for a car/truck conversion.

@campionelancia: There is asserting oneself, and there is being a dickhead. Barney is being a dickhead. Which, gay or not, comes naturally for him, so I guess we shouldn't give him a hard time.

@SundaySunday: Ha! Probably thrown by Pilosi.

@acarr260: Yeah; that thought crossed my mind as I hit the submit button. Sad. Does anybody but me listen to Johnny Cash enough to get that reference?

It's almost a Johnny Cash song in real life!

What do you call a kid with no arms & no legs on the front porch?

@crankcase: I think she had a baby; they showed her changing the kid's diaper, feeding it, etc. Bizarre.

I know; attach it to a Porsche transaxle and put it in the back of an El Camino. Under plexiglass. Now that would be awesome.

@Elhigh: I spent some time in England while in the military back in the '80's, and got used to driving "right on side". When I got back state-side I caught myself putting the Bonneville into neutral more than once when I meant to turn on the left turn signal.

@lilwillie: Where'd he keep his wallet?

@joshman - repeatedly clicking expand all: Details? Photos? Location?

@Slantsick- on the 12th floor of the ACME Building: Absolutely. Let's do a poll; if it's parked "Down On The Street" long enough for Mur to snap some photos of it, it's game.

There is a dealer near here that stashed a few cars like this away when new and tried to sell them a while back... Low, low miles and crack-pipe pricing. I think one of them matched this car's description. I wonder if this one just changed hands. There was also a GLHS and a Shelby Charger.

And then there's the V-12 Volga.

How about the Pontiac Banshee.

@mytdawg: I remember that well. It was awesome.