@civicdrivr: Don't even think of such sacrilege. This is art you're talking about.

I think Louie Edgi is just a pseudonym for Red Green. Wonder how much duct tape can you buy with $1M Canadian?

My all-time favorite — The Shark

Lambo. But we'll go green and stick an electric motor and a bank of batteries in the back. That'll make the purists tear their hair out. Then we'll put that sound machine from the Brabus in the back; that oughta make the purists' heads spin.

Wow; the system grows, then leaves? How does that work?

Is it just me or does that side shot look a bit distorted? It looks like a photo stuck in a homemade newsletter that didn't quite fit, so it got squeezed a little on the horizontal.

Um... Think I'll pass on this one.

Nice, in an ok sort of way. But when oh when will they do something other than a live axle on the rear end of this thing? Heck, even the Exploder & Expedition have IRS. Is it really that difficult?

Sprite. No contest. Especially considering the dead wildlife under the back bumper.

@theholymac: US-75 is a bit east of SD; it runs n/s through IA/MN. And IA is far more boring to drive through than SD (said that without even cracking a smile.)

Why yes, I have.

Wait a minute; if the sound effects are the big addition to this car, why do we only get pictures in the press release? I have ears that need to be tickled too.

@Mad_Science: '... I'm sorry, but I couldn't take another 4 years of cringing at the president's apparent inability to competently speak in public."

Murilee Martin posted this? Very tenuous connection to the world o' cars, dude.

While I haven't done it myself, I saw a guy running a Dodge Caravan at an autocross event. He had some decent tires and modified suspension under it, and had just about gutted the interior. He actually did alright, considering...

How about this?

@Lotucris: I'll second that as my first choice. Only spend a little more than $850 to get one with a good maintenance record.

@Cognitive_Friction: Ah, yes... But you've got to go back a few years to when Dodge made REAL trucks. Like-a dis one...

Any kind of car, as long as it's parked inside a comfy, warm garage.

You actually used it! Cool. After watching that clip (and several others from the movie) I'm gonna have to rent that again. That ought to make the snow outside a little more tolerable.