Foul! I'm with @Zarba. That batch of Ferrari's is as pathetic as the owner's ability to take a decent photo of what he's got. And to think that 15 people have already bid on that scrap pile...

DS. Way too easy of a choice.

MY EYES! MY EYES!

The polling place is three blocks from home. I'll walk the kid to school, vote AGAINST Obama, walk back home, then drive to work.

That's classic; buy a $100,000 car at Sam's Club. Next they'll be telling us that the cars will be serviced at the in-house tire shops. The shops that are staffed with $10 an hour mechanics.

Bug. The hell isn't in finishing it, it's in driving it.

@Murph: I was thinking the same thing; gotta be the Crown Vic.

Wow; dejavu!

@thunder: Crap. It DID work, for a short time anyway. Stoopid Picassa.

@jasper911: Great PhotoChop!

There. In nothing less than good old Mopar Purple.

Had to go with the Beretta, just to find out the story on "Tim".

Someone needs a hobby.

@GreenVanMan: A buddy used to drive one like this with a straight six in it and a manual. He swore he got about 20mpg with it around town. Then again, he drove like an old farmer. Looked the part in that truck too.

@Murilee Martin: "... says Murilee, as he threateningly fondles The Great and Mighty Jalopnik Ban Hammer.

Two things. No, three: Rear windows that roll only part way down, or not at all.

Wow; tough one. Both choices are bad in different ways... I'd probably go BMW if the choice had to be one of those two. Then again I think I'll pass and go with one of these fine US-spec machines instead:

@FutureCarDesigner: Nah. I'd prefer this GMC C7000.

@Mad_Science: Wow; who knew Murilee looked that good in a bikini.

Given the price of some of the Bimmer's seen on Jalopnik lately, this thing ought to be worth about $5,000 in ten years. I might be interested in one then.