How about buy them both, then use the Power Wagon to flatten the Lada. That'll show those pesky Ruskies who's da boss.

Pallets & Plywood. Priceless.

Hey, and where are the flags?

Trofeo, all the way. Had me at "Doesnt Run And Brake Line"... What the...?

@DoctorNine: One other downside with ethanol is that it can't be transported by pipeline; gotta use trucks. Wouldn't be so bad if said trucks were ethanol powered, but...

No E-85 in Alaska? Horror of horrors! The unfairness of it all! Why in the coming Obama/Obiden Socialist Nirvana, everybody will certainly have equal access to such things (and equal misery), right? Pretty cheap and lame shot there, Wert. More lame than cheap.

But the real question is, how many dead people play Burnout?

That poor, poor 750. How in the heck can somebody spend that kind of money on a car then let it deteriorate to a $600 liability in 16 years? Seems that people who are able to afford quality cars are usually unable to appreciate them.

Alfas, hands down. Buy the Citroens and all you end up with is a big pile o' rust.

@Ray Wert: Is that a word?

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Reins, man... The word is REINS, as in what's attached to a horse's bridle.

We can all respect batshit crazy, but this is just wrong. On so very many levels.

@UDMan: Check the calendar in most any auto shop. 'Nuff said.

@Mike the Dog: The ones who stick around are keepers? Aren't there laws against that? Only if you marry them I guess...

How the heck is this one even close? Must be the moonshine... Like my momma (in law) always says, "Don't muzzle the ox!"

@Stud Beefpile, sitting in for Deartháir: Nothing wrong with recognizing, and acknowledging, the obvious.

@BЯдΖǐL-ЯЄРΘЯΤЄЯ Grows trees to get his CO² balance done: How is it that I'd never seen that abomination until now? MY EYES! MY EYES!

@rkwadd: Maybe I'll buy two and keep one for parts!

BMW, hands down.

Survive? There were times I thought I wouldn't. Given the same circumstances, I doubt my kids would survive if they were suddenly sent back in time.