$20k over sticker? I think somebody higher up the ranks ought to be kicked for not setting the price higher to begin with.

@Rust-MyEnemy: I went through the same thoughts on this pair. The Malibu was the natural choice, but that Impala... dang. And an AZ car on top of it. I'm there.

A local Ace Hardware is selling USED coveralls. You could see that they were a bit worn, but not bad. $10 for something you can throw on top of the spare tire to keep your nice clothes nice seems like a good idea for those poorly timed flats.

@BraappBraapp: Drew Carey had sex? With the Batmobile?

It'd be right at home on the streets of Tokyo.

A GT nameplate on a car with a slant-6... That's a good one. GT stands for Ge-Tup! You turd! Ge-Tup!

Never mind the indoor car wash; I'd be happy as a flea in a doghouse if I had just the massive garage.

I just watched that again (a number of times) and would love to see a "making of" for this particular scene. How in the world did they launch that tractor that high in the air? That didn't look like special effects.

This guy is awesomer than Shaft! I didn't know you could bunny hop a tractor; he ought to patent the technique & sell it on late night infomercials. Can you imagine how that would transform your daily commute? Red light ahead? No problem, just hop over the traffic!

"Although the 'Zuki survived the ordeal to live on as a daily driver until it was finally retired in 2012, Zeke lived out the rest of his days in a wheelchair, paralyzed from the chest down by his failure to realize the extent of his injuries, which included compression fractures of several vertebrae."

I liked the mustache guy's comment; "Oh! A three-axle Porsche! Why not?"

Lagonda. It's the only car James Bond would've driven had he settled down with one of his babes & had kids.

Which one was the bad guy? The one who jumped in & snatched the kid or the one who was driving with the kid on his lap?

I don't care aboot all the political wrangling over who ok'd spending who knows how many thousands on MXT's for Border Patrol, or whether anything has been spent at all; I think they're great looking trucks. And very imposing in person, which would work well in border duty. I'd love to see how one performs in the…

@TexanIdiot25: I doesn't look like it's in a hole in the ground; when the camera is aimed at the opposite wall you can see light through the slats. And I'd bet money those slats are bamboo poles.

@Unregular: Correction; this is awesome!

This was one guy who definitely made it to heaven a full hour before the devil knew he was dead. Godspeed good man.

My folks always had a station wagon when I was a kid; first one I remember was an early '60's Impala wagon, which was traded in on a brand-spankin new '72 Caprice wagon, with the PacMan rear hatch; that thing was so cool. We took that thing on a summer vacation soon after; six kids, mom & dad, and a TowLow camper…

Nova, only because that Impala looks really, really, really bad. This is Project Car Hell, not Parts Car Hell.

I couldn't help but think of that guy in the garter shagging his Toyota pickup (thank you ever so much for searing that image into my brain), and how the exhaust height on this machine would make his job so much more convenient. 'Scuse me while I go scrub my brain for a while. Again.