DarkSwann
DarkSwann
DarkSwann

I wish my job involved going to see Hamilton...

She ruined his life. No-one could blame him for being very angry. I’m a mild mannered woman but if something like this happened to me or to my son, they had better move the person out of range. 

I do miss the way she said “layers”. I can’t even write it phonetically - leeeehhhz?

YES! I adore the helpful soul who always uploads the new episode of Gardener’s World to YouTube after it airs. I barely know camellias from carnations, but it’s just so soothing...

I love Noel Fielding and his pasta clock.

Maybe she doesn’t want to share those details because of an impending court case. I’m wondering about the friend actually, both in terms of how do you lose track of someone who met you for one quick drink, and perhaps how she ended up back at her workplace. But also she must have been somewhere local so maybe it was

I’m not confused by her account. She was pulling an all-nighter to meet a 7am deadline, and decided to have a break and meet a friend for a drink. She then came round hours later back at work, and started to have flashbacks of what had happened to her.

Oh good. Another cross on my Women This Feminist Site Loves To Hate bingo card, after Lena Dunham. Now I’m just waiting for an Iggy Azalea mention.

I love going to gigs, but I could not buy Nicki Minaj tickets after I heard her latest interview about how men can do literally anything, and if she knows them she’ll support them. I’m not paying to watch that piece of shit 6ix9ine. If Nicki wants to go down with that ship, she’s welcome.

Are you American? I assumed they would use American voice actors for that market, like they did with Teletubbies, and Thomas the Tank Engine. (We really do export some annoying shows!)

Protecting a father’s right to be a father?! He didn’t want the baby! He wanted it to be adopted! If he’d said he would bring the baby up, maybe she’d have continued with the pregnancy. But he didn’t because it would have affected his life, his future, his career prospects.

Don’t you know it’s perfectly fine to hate Lena Dunham on this feminist site for any reason you can dream up? She’s top 5 on feminist site Jezebel’s Most Hated Women list.

I remember Pearl, and how stroppy and uninterested she was. If some other contestants came forward with that anecdote I might think Ru Paul was a dick. But in Pearl’s case, she really was giving next to nothing in front of the cameras, and if she’d taken the advice onboard, she might have done better.

At least these poor single men got to live. I’ll save my sympathy for all the missing young Chinese women.

“Who buys diapers? Women! Whores! Baby killers! I’ll show those baby killers what their dead babies look like in diapers when they buy diapers for their dead babies. Whores!”

They really did. They showed almost nothing of her relationship with whatshisface so no-one understood why she was upset when he left. But these shows always have producers favourites who hog all the camera time. And the favourite of favourites is usually blonde.

No, they made a season without him, using big stars, and it flopped. (You also had to have an Apple sub to watch it which was probably the primary cause of the flop.)

I think she said partial nudity. I remember one scene where she was in a bra and jeans, without much reason except to “sex up” the scene.

The problem is that women’s flaws onscreen usually come down to being whiny, being a nag, being a killjoy, or being psychotic. Men are allowed to have flaws that make them interesting and don’t make viewers think “I really hope they kill him off soon, what a buzzkill”.

Yeah, I had the severe misfortune to watch Sausage Party last night. Seems like an accurate representation of the workings of Seth Rogen’s mind.