They’re better at singing than BTS. My niece made me watch a BTS live performance, and she was so proud, it took everything in me to not outwardly cringe. They do seem to go for it with their dancing though true, like EXO, the only other one I know. Do any Korean girl bands dance with that intensity though?

Yes, this woman who was beaten, starved, unnecessarily confined to a wheelchair, told she was dying, given multiple drugs and multiple surgeries that she didn’t need. This is the face of female privilege...

Huh. I assumed they would have dubbed it with American accents for an American audience, like the Teletubbies. I’m amused that we send you our most irritating kids programmes...

Because some people get off on it. 

And shoving a bottle of window cleaner in her vagina, then yanking it out so forcefully the plastic split.

Trigger warning - one of the things he did was push a spray bottle of window cleaner into her vagina. Then he couldn’t remove it so went to get lubricant and eventually pulled the bottle out so hard the hard plastic split. It wasn’t “rough sex”, it was torture. Her family wrote a statement about who Natalie was, but…

Ladies too. He’s bisexual. But in my opinion - as someone who knows neither Antoni or his ex in any way at all - I think they’ll get back together. Antoni seemed very happy, maybe this is just a ‘new fame’ wobble.

I wonder if lions are capable of sexual jealousy? Maybe it was just the physical threat to her child generally...

How were they supposed to address the real reason for her departure in the show? “Hey kids, I found out your Mom said some troubling things on twitter so I killed her. Meatloaf’s ready.” 

Well no, it’s not the only key. I lost 30 pounds eating bacon, cheese and butter. No calorie counting. And it stayed off. If intermittent fasting works for you, great. But don’t prescribe it to everyone as if it’s the only way. Different things work for different people.

No, no, no. It is not appropriate for Drake to be texting with a 14 year old. That is creepy as fuck.

No pic of Laura Dern? She looked stunning!

They totally publish fantasies and other lies from obsessive fans and trolls. I know this because I tried it out myself. Made up a plausible sounding rumour, sent it in, it got published with embellishments the same day. Pick your least favourite celeb and give it a try, it’s fun!

Was it? I heard it was originally going to be Royce on Renegade with Eminem, then they fell out and he brought in Jay Z?

If no-one else has mentioned it yet, there are female Welsh Guards. So there may have been a few unflappable women playing the anthem too!

Didn’t D’Amico admit to blowing thousands on gambling?

Basil Fawlty pronounces it Man-well...

Didn’t he also repeatedly try to put his fingers in her throat? Quite honestly, if made to choose between CK masturbating in front of me, and anyone of my choosing pushing their fingers down my throat, I’d choose the former...

I’m British. I’m in my late 30s. How come I don’t know these people? Berenstein Bears thingy?!

Nooo. There are way too many ASMR perverts around. They treat these videos like they are communicating with a camgirl. A child should not be doing this stuff. Jenny Nicholson - “People say it’s not sexual, but it’s definitely sexual.”