sorry to disappoint

Okay, I'll play it, but only if you admit that JRPGs are their own genre that eschew the 'role-play' aspect of RPGs and deserve to be recognized as such. It does a disservice to them to lump them in to a genre with standards they can't live up to, just because of a translation error a long time ago.

best one:

So, sort of like how "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" was more about Charlie, and "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" is more about Willy Wonka, "Tomb Raider" is about Lara Croft, and "Lara Croft" is about tomb raiding.

As soon as I got open world in FFXIII I stopped. The game just... lost everything at that point.

I'm confused.

Definitely the first scene in Metroid. DK is by where the Morphball is!

The Golurk one is actually true though.

I was convinced for at least the first 20 hours of Tales of Xillia that Alvin was Troy Baker. Alas, it was Matthew Mercer.

"final fantasy tactics 2: the true sequel to the first one that we all really wanted a decade ago before getting the cutesy shit that was Tactics Advance"

Translation:

One for me, my brother and my sister.

Man, 10 years ago. I remember quitting my shitty job at Target, walking in with four years worth of saved up vacation wages that I was never allowed to take, and dropping it on three DS's and three copies of every launch game (even ping pals, what was I thinking?)

So...they're pretty much like Easter Eggs that were placed three Easter's ago that haven't been found until now. Rotten Easter Eggs?

"...so this is the Monado's power..."

I hope they show the part where the British fought a war to save the colonies, then asked that maybe the colonies pay a little extra money to help fund their own protection, at which point the colonies flipped the fuck out, kicked the Brits in the balls and stole their house.

Sorry, I just like being 'That Guy' when…

Looks more Suikoden than FFT or Tactic Ogre.

It's good, but it's no baby baby baby, Jason :P

Because Nintendoes what Microson't.

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