The mind goes to some dark places when you're that angry. I couldn't imagine being followed every time I went out in public, with a camera in my face, with a person harassing and insulting me. I'm sure I would freak out in some way, either verbally or physically.
I was on the subway a few months ago, and a black guy…

Americans: Outraged that Pharrell wore a headdress in a photograph. Could not give a fuck that Andrew Jackson, a slave trader, who literally committed ethnic cleansing against the Natives, is on your money.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/hea…

Show me one hockey player who's ever played in 90 degree weather. EXACTLY!

I first read the headline as "An Ode To Sleeping With Children". Which would be pretty edgy, even for Deadspin.

Yeah, I found the whole "stand up for yourself" and "hit a bully in the mouth" advice a bit ridiculous. If you're 12 years old and barely 4'8" (like I was), and the bully is the same age as you and 6'0", what are you supposed to do? Physically fight him 1-on-1? Bring a weapon to school so you have a chance?

Thank you for being vigilant on this issue. This comes on the heels of the "Mandatory Penis Inspection" letter from San Francisco that you also had an article about. No - just kidding! Jez wouldn't dream of covering that. That one was silly, because boys were the butt of the joke, you see!

I guess you could just…

But what about what Tom Ford said, you guys?!

"A man should never wear shorts in the city. Flip-flops and shorts in the city are never appropriate. Shorts should only be worn on the tennis court or on the beach."

http://gawker.com/5785796/tom-fo…

Is that a direct quote from George Zimmerman? to the black community?

Has to be for a backpass that the keeper picked up. Refs hardly ever call obstruction.

WHAT CHANNEL NUMBER IS THIS ON?

In America, we wait until everything is over until we write articles. Like when Alabama lost to LSU in 2011. OR when LSU lost to Arkansas in 2007. Or when anything happened with the Miami Heat in 2011. None of these were written off at any point. Not by AMERICA!

http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/…

They're called the Irish. Not the Irish-Americans. And the Irish were oppressed. For 800 years within their own country. And for longer outside of it.

Vikings.

I know. For the amount of times Jezebel makes the point "this isn't about you", they should be aware that this isn't about them.

How is using pine tar to get a grip on the ball illegal, but wearing batting gloves is fine? Don't they have the same purpose?
Not to mention, the players wear a HUGE FUCKING GLOVE on one hand to catch the ball. If that's not cheating, but pine tar is, this sport makes as much sense as a bag of spiders.

Not everyone lives in America. Game of Thrones airs on Monday in the UK and Ireland, and they wake up to Twitter and Facebook talking about what just happened the night before on Game of Thrones.

"Think You Know What Queer Looks Like? Think Again."

I was expecting to see something I didn't expect, or something different. But they all look stereotypically queer to me.

When I was five years old, I was a spectator at my local U-16 team's soccer match. This was in rural, north-west Ireland, and the match in question was our team, from a village of about 200, against one of the big Dublin powerhouses in either the quarter final or last 16 of the national cup.
The ground was packed. …

There's no way someone would know who Derrick Rose is and not know who LeBron James is. I'm really hoping they asked this tall black man, who they were pretty certain was a basketball player, for a photo, asked his name, and he replied "Derrick Rose", because why not troll some tourists?