College kickers really do suck. I grew up in Ireland, played gaelic football and soccer all my life, and then joined an amateur American Football team where I was there kicker. I looked into kicking opportunities in the States, but because I had a four year degree from Ireland, that counted against my eligibility,…

I could have told you this when I was 13. November birthday here. Players who I was better than who were two months younger than me got to play on All-Star teams in the age group below me, whereas I wouldn't make them in my own age group. I still haven't forgiven my parents for not planning that far ahead.

How is Exhibit B a selfie? Isn't that just a photograph of a plane?

Well, I don't think guns are a necessity for anyone. If there's 0.00001% of a chance that you might not be a suitable gun user, you shouldn't get one. Ever had a DUI? No gun. Ever been convicted of a violent crime? No gun. I think that owning a tool whose primary function is to kill/seriously injure, there…

"Do being on a mental health-related medication mean someone should be barred from buying a gun?"

Yeah, I would say so.

The "Ching-Chong Ding-Dong" isn't funny in itself. We're not laughing because it's a clever, funny line. We're laughing at the context. We're imposing irony on the joke because of how ridiculous it would be if any sane person actually said that in all seriousness.
Anyone that was laughing at the words "Ching Chong…

Pretty much 100% of these comments are white people getting pre-offended for ignorant remarks that racist white people haven't posted yet.

That they already paid for whatever it was they bought? That maybe the employer should pay the staff's wages, and not leave it arbitrarily up to the customers so they can make larger profits by not paying their staff.

For me, I have eaten an entire bag of jelly beans from Rite Aid in one sitting several times. Roughly 1,500 calories of jelly beans. Even though the beans are of all different colours, my poop is very green the following day. Every time.
Also, I am from Ireland, and will probably be busting out this trick on St.…

Rugby is, you're right. We have four pro teams.
The soccer league is semi-pro, and any decent players will go to England or Scotland to play for pro teams. The league is ranked dead last for the current season in Europe by UEFA, just behind San Marino and Andorra. Hurling and gaelic football are both amateur sports.

I probably have a similar amount of jerseys/t-shirts/hoodies, etc. in my collection. I don't see what the big deal is.
Obviously this guy is American, and would be more likely to support his own college or hometown team, so maybe it is questionable. I'm from Ireland. We have no pro sports teams. I don't actively…

I first read this as "Kanye Wants to Make It Legal to Deny Services to Same-Sex Couples", which just made me go "Ugh, Kanye. Will you ever shut up?!"

The best man at my college roommate's wedding met his fiance while sitting next to her on a flight from America to Ireland. They were living in two different cities (Cork and Galway), but stayed in touch and he moved up to Galway. They've been together for about five years now.

Ok, so we didn't date (but we could have!), but I met a girl while we were both extras on the last ever episode of Friday Night Lights in Dallas in 2010. Both went by ourselves. Me - a huge fan of the show. Her - a bit of a fan of the show, but an aspiring actress looking to be involved in anything of that nature.
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Really? Americans are going to have a go at the Italians for their flawed system? Pot, Kettle. Kettle, Pot.

And going with your $2 a drink tipping recommendation, the tip would have been $40. Which is fucking insane for two minutes work, for which they're already being (under)paid!

Ok, I was at a bar last month, and ordered 20 beers at $5 each, so it was a $100 round. Should I have tipped $20? He literally took 20 beers out of a fridge, put them on the bar, and took the caps off. Took about two minutes. I tipped $15, which I wasn't sure about.

Hey! I'll have you know that not every modern country uses the namby pamby metric system. There's the US, and............... LIBERIA, and...............BURMA!

"certain circles" = white people?