My apologies in advance for the caps

I do, too. Kind of surprised at the catty write-up here, though.

Good Lord! Is EVERY zucchini a cucumber? It’s beginning to look that way.

Silly rabbit, bans only work on abortion rights and drugs, nothing else!

I had my abortion at 6 weeks. I took a pregnancy test about 2 weeks before when I thought my period was late and it came back negative. The only reason I took another test was because I know my body and I knew something was off. Plus, I’m a hypochondriac. So technically, at the time of my abortion, my period was only…

“If we can teach young people and people generally not to start, it’s really, really easy not to take them,”

I wasn’t trying to be facetious there.

I played volleyball year-round from the age of 10, went to college on a volleyball scholarship, and coached a high school team to two state championships, a club team to a #4 national ranking, and coached the game at the college level. I’ve seen this sort of move be successful maybe three times. You are wrong. This…

Shit I just realized;

This Comedy Central ad is AWFUL please stop running it it’s so obnoxious/disruptive - it won’t let you scroll past.

I just want to hug Bush and thank him for being human.

Between Weinstein and trump, the hotel terry cloth robe has forever been ruined for me.

I’m still trying to figure out how just tracking who has guns is restricting them from owning them.

We’ve got celebrities booked for months. We have Tim Allen, Scott Baio, Jon Voight, Chuck Norris, Stephen Baldwin, James Woods... basically all the biggest stars in Hollywood.

That was a purposeful point of manipulation by Republican leadership.

Who are these people?

I’m still waiting on my apology from Ben Affleck for taking the role of Batman.

And for the record, in Benghazi, they were military contractors.