Maybe we could add (and cross out, probs) America finding out Trump can barely read?

It’s right up there with “it’s snowing outside right now so climate change obviously isn’t real.”

He’s not a hero because he’s white. He’s a hero because he just used his celebrity platform to speak up for Americans while also dumping a good chunk of his fan base and revenue stream. He told us he hates Trump (easy to do) and he told us he hates all Trump supporters, including his own fans (not so easy). You don’t…

Much like The Beastie Boys his lyrics may have evolved as he’s matured. Just because he spouted misogynist bullshit at 20 doesn’t make him one currently. (I honestly don’t know anything about the current content of his lyrics.) Full disclosure: I’m from Detroit where he places just behind Bob Seger as our most low key…

Damn. He hit every fucking note: The Wall, The Klan, North Korea, McCain, Hillary, the NFL, the distractions, Puerto Rico, Gun control, drain the swamp, the military, the Deplorables.....everything.

I am usually very much not a Bourdain fan but he’s been pretty great. He’s been giving props to Rose McGowan. And also his Matt Damon call outs.

This this this this this. This above all others is the argument that makes me pro-choice, from a medical ethics standpoint. If you can’t force someone to donate their kidney, you sure as hell can’t force them to lease their uterus. Donating blood is nice and good, sure, but we don’t fucking mandate it.

sigh...

The christian religion does not belong in any government. I am not a deist, why am I being forced to follow christian sharia law? WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING FREEDOM FROM RELIGION? WHY IS THAT SECONDARY TO THIS MYTHOLOGICAL BULLSHIT?!

That works on me.

With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

A conservative street artist

“This story has everything...”

“I’m just a helpless old guy out of touch with the ways of the modern world.”

I didn’t watch Sons of Anarchy until I heard a black man executive produced it and a black woman was one of the staff writers and then I finally watched it. I really great and I loved it, but that one episode in the first season where they can’t stop saying ni**er was definitely written by a white person.

No, this is not. This is worse. I truly believe GW’s Katrina response was pure ignorance, inability to handle a natural disaster, and simply not understanding the magnitude of what needed to be done. But I do think that the Bush administration tried. Did they succeed? Not really, but they tried.

He brought a baby boy into the world recently. Now his heart is walking around on the outside. As a parent, it’s terrifying.

Kimmel is on a roll lately. What really strikes me is the sincerity. I’ll be honest: I am pretty numbed out by all of this. Even when I was living in Orlando, Pulse nightclub, a tragedy, didn’t make me feel the way Kimmel feels. The constant news of shootings and disasters make it hard for me to feel anything. But…

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.